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Worst B- day ever
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Ugh.
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Ignorance
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Oh my freaking gosh. Being in a different school from my soul mate 
and now i have to make new friends. I MISS MY COME BACK TO Me that and i can't stand my other @#&^$^%$*^ (yeah i know it does not add up)
and now i have to make new friends. I MISS MY COME BACK TO Me that and i can't stand my other @#&^$^%$*^ (yeah i know it does not add up)
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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
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The Day the Penis asked for a RaiseThe Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. gIna
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. gIna
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Mad bikers go willd
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Okay so my dad had invited me to a very fancy smancy place and we were running late so then we went on the highway just in time to seeee a biker get mad at this guy. so then the biker stuck up his middle finger then the biker got out a jack hammer and then he was threaten the guyit was soooo funny. then the biker ws short cutting the man in the sense that whenever the man would turn to the other lane the biker would get dangerously close to the man's truck and the man had his family in the car with him it was sooo FUNNNNEH
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MY BIRTHDAY is coming
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Yessssssssss my birthday is comng and i am so exicted but.... since my mom is going to school again i will be sooo bored and taking care of my sis..... this sucks sigh oh well i'll probably just hide out in Sesshoumaru's pants and then go and find a Sesshoumaru plushie well another one................................. i guess I'll just suck it up appy birthday my me
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